Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

by Robsan January 15, 2017

Straight “A” student

Someone who no one understands and is most likely pressured into getting good grades by their parents, people make fun of them and know they can’t go to many parties or social events because they will be studying. They think no one will ever want them and that they are just the lonely nerd. Some people think it’s okay to take their answers because they are friends. Straight a students it in so much hard work that no one sees and are going to be the people that do something meaningful with their lives. Keep working hard, it will all be worth it ❤️.

Straight “A” student: sorry I can’t go to your party tonight midterms are next week!
Any other student: pfft, ok nerd, we literally have another week before we need to start studying!

by Truthteller14 December 25, 2020

straight fairy

a guy who is straight but acts like a homosexual.

Wow, he's a straight fairy.

by akhil reddy123 September 19, 2010

Super straight

A sexuality formed by the Fortnite pfp and 12 year old tikokers to help them cope with their loneliness and lack of women in their life

Person 1 : "hey bro what's your sexuality"

Person 2 : "I'm super straight bro 🥶"
Person 1 : "have you ever spoken to a woman before?"
Person 2 : " Nah, I don't fw women"

by IG @Ruizoka_ March 6, 2021

zesty straight

someone who is nearly straight

eg: a man who is attracted to women and non-binary people

im not straight, i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

Straight people

A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat

Me: straight people are odd

by www.99999999.com January 17, 2022

Super straight

A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.

Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight

by Spicy.dino March 3, 2021