Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.

Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.

by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016

Steven

A fat ass motherfucker who thinks he's cool when he says he fucked your mom last night. They also say they have a huge dick but they have a millimeter defeater.

This Steven is such an asshole.

by Nickgger May 6, 2022

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

Steven

Steven is a rude person that likes to call u a furry all the time.

Steven is annoying

by Galaxymellon March 27, 2019

Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

Steven

Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.

Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"

by WiseWorder November 23, 2023

Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.

I think it's Weird Steven

by polyatail November 14, 2022