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Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.
At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.
by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024
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Steam Abandonware

Games on steam that have been abandoned by their developers, left to die in (usually) an unfinished state. These games clutter the steam store but steam refuses to remove them as they make money still. Some players cling to the game despite its abandonment, and in some cases, people don't know or care that it is abandoned. Most of the time these kinds of games can be considered a ripoff as they are sold for a high price for a buggy mess of a unfinished product. Some of these games break as they age and become unplayable. Games that are endorsed by the development team though are not being actively updated do not count as abandonware, as the developers and the community still regularly upkeep and/or endorse the game.
I have so many Steam Abandonware games
by A.U.S December 31, 2023
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steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.
“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024
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Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.
Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.
by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022
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steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.
A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
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Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!
by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019
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steam

n. the juice, the goods, the whole nine yards, triple threat, quintuple threat, the glow
"That's my guy right there. He got the steam, he steamin."
by erupT June 9, 2016
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