Stanley

Stanleys is a term to refer to a large group of Eminem fans Aka Stans. Eminem has denounced Stanleys in the past but Stanleys continue to label him the greatest rapper alive when Eminem has to keep reminding them that rap music was invented before 1999. Stanleys usually act gangster, but would get shreaded to pieces if they actually stepped into a real ghetto.

The Stanleys post on internet message board telling everyone how Eminem is better than your favorite black rapper by explaining in full detail and providing examples and comparisons.

by boozec October 14, 2009

jabber stabber

Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.

"Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"

by Jordan the OG Genius August 24, 2006

stale gummy bears

the only thing worst than war, natural disaster, and secrets you don't know about your mom

I had stale gummy bears last week it was worst then when I found out my mom was a lesbian

by the horizon phantom April 6, 2011

Stanley

Stanley is the most kindest, cutest, sweetest, lovable person ever. He will look after friends like they are family and he has an Amazing cuddle and the most elegant Kiss. He will make you kiss him over and over again because it is so good. You are one of the most luckiest people if you meet him. His hair is soft and sweet and no one can get over it. Staley is one of the best and he will spend time with friends and will choose someone to love for his life. He will not let you down. Be with Stanley!!!

Ummm who are you? Stanley: I'm Stanley. Person: I think I'm in love!

by TheBoyOfLove January 23, 2019

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

stabbed in the back

getting screwed from behind

"I was in his office, things got steamy, and then I got stabbed in the back for 2 hours"

by Kakarot73 November 8, 2013

wayne staley

Wayne staley
Scientific name: Stalebread
This young full-blooded beast was first discovered in a bogan dominated area of society called tasman district high school, wayne was born in 1990 with an amazing ability known as ADHD, this gives him the ability to have amazing amounts of energy as he leaps from detention to relocation much in the same way as a flying squirel jumps from tree to tree.

Wayne staley has never nad one friend in his whole life as he is so completely hyperactive that no-one can handle him, this hyperactiveness is battled by giving him drugs that are otherwise illegal. This drug is known as ecstasy. unfortunately this does not affect him at all and his fellow students have often expressed to the teachers the need to put him on sedatives. young wayne has recently been expelled from newtown high for being something which can only be described as psychotic....... i have not seen this amazing creature for some time now and hope for his sake that i never see him again lest i gaet the urge to stab him repeatedly in the chest with a blunt knife.

wayne staley...... the end.

by specky January 15, 2005