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shifting gears

dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school
by Roger S January 17, 2008
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Shift

The action of masturbating with a group of males or by yourself.
"hey, what did you end up doing last night?"
"oh, I got bored and took a great shift."
by Marcus4 July 30, 2008
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sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
by john September 28, 2003
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shift swap

When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.
"God that girl is having such a shift swap day!"
by Annie Millar December 2, 2007
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Bang on Shift

Bang on Shift

To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.

See masturbate
John: What did you do last night?

Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.
by TR MV November 18, 2009
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Shift

Nigga, you just got Shifted.
by DudE August 10, 2004
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spiftastic

I had the most spiftastic day when I found that $20 in my coat pocket!
by A Pseudonym November 7, 2004
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