shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 08, 2017

Shittie Acosta

(A Shittie Acosta): Is defined when a man perforates his bowel and shits in a bowl in order to mix ass blood and feces together for him to consume. Then puts an ad on grinder advertising his blood and stool lubricated rectum for use by multiple men. He then attempts to stay concious from all the blood loss to count how many loads he can take before he passes out.

Dam I needed a blood transfusion and surgery from pulling a shittie Acosta last night.

by 6minuteabs May 24, 2019

Shitty Bolla

A mock name for Satish Bolla. He keeps tagging me in posts and made hatearts out of me.

Me: Shitty Bolla, what is wrong with your ass?
Shitty Bolla: Swearing is made in Russia.
Me: IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT PIZDEC!!!!!

by PhoneGuyYT March 01, 2025

Ellicott Shitty

The act of masterbating while wearing medical mittens , and using your own feces as lube.

When we went in the room the pysch patient was doing the Ellicott Shitty .

by patriotM15 February 03, 2021

Shitty Butt

Someone that is upset or offended

Molly always gets shitty butt when people tell her she’s a hoe

by coolcatbrat October 20, 2018

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

shitty sy

A kid that is a piece of shit and is my best friend but smells like shit.

Amity: What's up shitty sy... You piece of shit!

by clamityjane December 29, 2015