Fuckboi 1 "Damn i slept with Jessica last night"
Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"
Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"
Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"
Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"
by EvanIsAScene February 1, 2016
by A snail February 27, 2015
This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
by mary poppins butthole October 27, 2014
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
by Shuaman May 5, 2020
An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021
by Tamataes June 4, 2022
Payton (Hells Kitchen: Young Guns) gave Megan Ramsey a shitty entree of unseasoned noodles for her birthday
by Psdeo July 7, 2021