Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019

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Juad Sees All

Knowing that no matter what u do and ask for forgiveness your true creator sees every bull shit you do
Eg. Backing It , Back Anal And such forth

Did You Know That Juad Sees All.

by A_BIG_DICK_NIGGA_Anthony May 3, 2019

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texas seesaw

The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.

Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night

by Mitchell6969 May 16, 2019

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by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

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Dead Seeds

A very underrated Lamb Of God song that has I believe to be some of the sickest guitar ever.

Galaxy Brain: Excuse me sir have you heard Dead Seeds by Lamb of God?
Normie: Lamb of God? That emo screamo band uh no get a life freak.

by Jamie Fernando August 31, 2019

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When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.

Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.

by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019

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