by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016

Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
by neutralayelet October 7, 2019

by Jim “Bigs” M. January 24, 2024

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.
by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

A scaled designed to objectively view every game ever. Every game played has a chance to do, to some degree of success or failure, anything that a video game can. The scale is designed to encompass everything a video game is capable of offering its player or players. Higher scores mean the game offered more. Lower meaning they offered less. You can choose two games for comparison at your leisure. EX: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 9.067/10
by LuciP April 21, 2018

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.
Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"
- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
by HorsemeatSoufflé September 10, 2016

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
