Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Santa’s sleigh dust

Another line for cocaine.

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.

by Hi007 February 23, 2020

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012

Santa

Nimrod for kids

Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod

by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy

Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024