Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010

Sweet and Salty

The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.

Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.

by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022

salty breadstick

The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.

Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!

by only poly October 2, 2017

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Salty Cunt

An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.

"Hey, your ex was talking to me last night about you."
" Yeah, he's a salty cunt"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018