Salmoned 

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.

Salmoned by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

salmonella on a stick 

a word to describe anything out to ordinary

salmonella on a stick wow

salmonella on a stick by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020

Salmonic 

Willing to swim against the stream; goes against the current; acts contrary to advice given.

Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.

Salmonic by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020

Salmons 

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax

-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato

-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis

Salmons by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020

Salmoning 

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

Salmoning by Upriver July 2, 2021

Salmonfishism

anyone in this religion has a dick larger than a ducks

the salmonfishism and glennism are at war one has big cocks the other 0 pussy

Salmonfishism by waltis123 September 30, 2021

salmonmac 

They deserve more support and followers. Go follow them

Me: They're a really cool cosplayer. Salmonmac is very swaggy and an amazing mutual.

salmonmac by Karma's Ur Mom October 28, 2021