totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ

Mary gorks root.

by tec5704 August 16, 2009

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Head Root

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.

Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.

by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013

bumb rooter

When your woman is backed up you can give her the bumb rooter to clean her sewer pipe

The bumb rooterCleans her ass pipe when she is backed up

by Ass rooter January 28, 2014

thick root

Another word used in reference to male genitals

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol

by threestacks January 16, 2017

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017