You're shitting me 

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

You're shitting me by MissBynn March 7, 2009

I’m not crying, you’re crying 

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

I’m not crying, you’re crying by Azalee April 29, 2019

you're buns 

a way of calling someone pathetically terrible at what they are/do.

Ex: Bobby fields the grounder from second base, then turns and throws it directly at the ground in front of him, Tommy responds with, "You're buns my dude!"

also can be shortened to simply "Buns"

Ex: Bobby's hand shoots directly up in geometry to answer a question.. Mr. Smith - "Bobby can you tell me what the y is if its supplement is 40? " Bobby - "its 50 right?" Mr. Smith - "nope Bobby that would be its complement." Tommy - "Buns."

you're buns by 90sTommyNNN October 22, 2014

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

I'll tell you when you're younger by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 13, 2010

You're the man now, dog! 

Movie line turned internet fad.

See You're the man now dog

You're the man now, dog! by Bunny of Doom July 19, 2004

You're killing me, Smalls 

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

You're killing me, Smalls by Bill so chill October 14, 2008

theiyr're 

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.

Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats.

theiyr're by Smartycat March 2, 2014