Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

pitchipoo

The name a parent would give their son or daughters “private parts” for ease of conversation in safeguarding from molestation.

Tina, your new friend Chris seems nice, has he tried to touch your pitchipoo?

by czavodney August 18, 2007

Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.

Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!

by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017

patch it

Ignore it / them

1. I don't want to go out tonight
2. Patch it then.

by Ayynonahmoose February 4, 2017