pineapplesexual

Pineapplesexual is when you feel physically attracted to pineapples or have an obsession with them it does not matter what type they are

Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt very pineapplesexual towards the pineapples that were at the pineapple farm we visited last week with my niece and she stated Damn them pineapples are looking sexy as hell good enough to eat

by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew September 26, 2022

pineapplesexual

Pineapplesexual is when you feel sexually attracted to pineapple or have a obsession with them it does not matter what type they are

Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt very Pineapplesexual toward the pineapples that were at the pineapple farm we went to last weekend with my niece and she stated and I quote damn them pineapples looking sexy as hell looking good enough to eat

by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew October 3, 2022

pineapplesummer

lovely bloke innit

pineapplesummer is cool

by imaginedragondeeznutsonurface! January 16, 2024

pineapplesick

A uniquely Queensland state of mind that sets in after someone hasn’t left Queensland for way too long. Symptoms include aggressive buffet behaviour, chronic “me first” decision-making, pig-headed stubbornness, and a baffling inability to coexist politely with other humans. Often accompanied by loud opinions, territorial behaviour, and the belief that rules, queues, and social norms are for other people.

Common triggers include extended exposure to resort wear, all-you-can-eat venues, humidity, and never being challenged by cultures outside the Sunshine State.

“Mate, he took six plates at the buffet, cut the line, and parked across two spots. Absolute pineapplesick behaviour.”

by guntothy January 22, 2026

Closet Pineapplest

Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.

Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.

by f4fred May 24, 2019

pineapple

someone who claims to be "hard as fuck" but is just a huge softie on the inside. (hard on the outside, mushy on the inside)

i used to be hard as fuck, but this girl turned me into a huge pineapple

by maddawg0888 April 9, 2011

Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.

*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011