Pineappled

When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.

Aw man, I missed my up-b and accidentally pineappled myself

by papapattyp December 19, 2020

Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.

*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011

Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves atop a pineapple, that you cut off a pineapple. Word created by Anix on Youtube. Youtube link is in tags.

Anix built SpongeBob's house (a pineapple) in bloxburg, and he used pine trees for Pineapple Hairs.

by Human Grammarly June 16, 2020

pineapple luau

A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She spreads her cheeks and you stick a pineapple ring around her butthole and lick it.

He welcomed her to the Big Island by giving her the pineapple luau on the lanai at sunset.

by Stogie183 July 19, 2024

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma April 7, 2021

Pineapple

My super hot sexy daddy

Pineapple has a big shlong

by Brownies dick sucker 69420 October 14, 2021

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016