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Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.
Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.
by CockBlocker November 24, 2004
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white phantom

In where a dude fucks a chick doggy style then after he gets close to climax pulls out and spits on her back, she then turns around thinking its over but he then unleashes his load in her face.
Trever: How did the white phantom go?

Matt: Damn she will be shittin cum for weeks!
by GuitR November 8, 2008
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the phantom

When someone is performing oral sex, their partner, the one receiving lets out a silent but deadlyfart as they're about to cum and holds the performing artist's head down, keeping their junk in their mouth forcing their partner to breath through their nose and smell the gaseous apparition, then pulling out and ejaculating in their face to make them a white ghostly Phantom. That is the REAL Phantom... Other 'phantoms' listed on here are The Houdini, which should be finished with a TaDa!
While Jan was going down on Billy, his perfectly timed bodily functions allowed him to give Jan the Phantom.
by paulyg October 23, 2007
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phantom shit

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.
by timboooo September 3, 2006
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Pandork

"People who were so moved by seeing Avatar that they become depressed and spend all their free time moping on forums about how Pandora isn't a real planet."
"Dave is such a pandork that he spends all his time on www.avatar-forums.com writing essays about what he would take with him if he could live on Pandora for a year."

"Did you see that CNN newspiece on the people that are depressed that Pandora isn't a real place?? What a bunch of fucking pandorks."
by Hail Cesar!! January 14, 2010
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Phantom Shitter

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 13, 2007
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Phantom

The souls of individuals from an alien world which was destroyed. These beings resided on the Leonid Meteor, which landed on Earth in the early half of the twenty-first century.

The race was effectively destroyed by the release of a counteracting bioetheric wave.
You've come in contact with a Phantom, sir, please remain calm.
by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005
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