Parasympathy, is when you feel sorry for a person, because someone already feels sorry for this person. Also known as indirect sympathy. Paraempathy, is when you have the same feelings as someone else, because another person has empathy for this person. Also known as indirect empathy. These are jokes on the parasympathetic nervous system, of neurology.
When a female, and male, brain surgeon, a married couple, accidentally kill their pet neuron, their medical friends, give them a postcard, for their deepest parasympathy, for their loss! A joke! Other doctor friends, give paraempathy cards, as they also killed off their pet neurons. However, the medical profession, respect the brain surgeon couple's autonomy! A joke on the autonomic nervous system. This is parasympathy and paraempathy.
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