the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed
see also: pop you open like a clam
see also: pop you open like a clam
by Tom Jones 2 July 24, 2005
by P+Man March 18, 2011
by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017
That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!
by frank from safeway July 07, 2011
the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.
Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.
by unIMPpresseddd May 07, 2022
Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!
by Video2Video June 18, 2020
Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.
I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.
by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019