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onien

A person who spends all of their free time bullying kids in minecraft.
Person 1: Did you hear that SkeppyCat got bullied?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard that she got bullied by an onien.
by Perpendicular Bisector March 22, 2020
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Orion

Noun. Humoroso, mysterioso, or charmant.

Verb. To have a volley-ball for a head.

Verb. (2) To be a bootylicious Beyoncรฉ of a Man who makes women of all tastes tire of BeyBey in favor of this BรฉBรฉ, comprenez-vous? ;)๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
Aftertake: See that man over there? VERY ๐Ÿ”ฅORION๐Ÿ”ฅ! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

Anywhere else: WHERE ON GODโ€™S ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒIS ๐Ÿ”ฅORION๐Ÿ”ฅ? ๐Ÿ‘€Huh? Tell me THAT? ๐Ÿ‘€.....๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸฅตCallMeYouHaveMy###๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Sue Denim March 21, 2019
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onionsexual

When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.
I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?
by CursedYellowDictionary January 19, 2021
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Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.
Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.
by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010
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Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
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Onhonhon

A Frenchman's laugh.
French Man #1: And that's why the chicken crossed the road!
French Man #2: Onhonhon!
by LoliGarbage September 11, 2015
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onson

an white person who thinks he's asian and is a Karen in the inside. Does not like to sit in the front row of movies
that kid is such an onson
by ilovejason123 May 12, 2022
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