This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
by gr8s1s August 17, 2011
When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
by Scott Anderson June 04, 2019
A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.
If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.
by Ellio's Pizza January 04, 2017
When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.
Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"
by GoofyGoozler12 November 02, 2020
by Zazsmama1 December 19, 2016
The lastest and greatest drinking game, where everyone is a winner and a loser....Pot Sculls
Every participant has to contribute a part of their drink to the pot. Once the contents are mixed, each player has to sculls as much as they can, once they have, they pass to the next participant to their left and so on and so forth until the entire contents are finished.
Every participant has to contribute a part of their drink to the pot. Once the contents are mixed, each player has to sculls as much as they can, once they have, they pass to the next participant to their left and so on and so forth until the entire contents are finished.
by Chur to the chur May 25, 2011
My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.
by NighttimeDelirium April 26, 2011