The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)
Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
by mmcg1 October 14, 2015
Get the beer clockmug. A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.
by Run4Beer January 25, 2007
Get the Trophy Beermug. (Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017
Get the Beer Headphonesmug. 1. Exclamation to be spoken while drinking beer and driving on a dirt road when coming to a pothole or bump. This allows the passengers to lift and hold their beers steady to avoid spillage.
2. Refrigerator. Especially a kegerator or fridge used exclusively for storing beer.
3. Locked refrigerator. Usually to keep roommates and visitors out of your beer stash.
4. Belly. Or beer belly.
2. Refrigerator. Especially a kegerator or fridge used exclusively for storing beer.
3. Locked refrigerator. Usually to keep roommates and visitors out of your beer stash.
4. Belly. Or beer belly.
1. "Beer safe! Bump coming up!"
2. "As long as you're up, pull me a cold one from the beer safe"
3. "Hey, can I have a beer? WTF! Why is the fridge locked?" "That's the beer safe. I'm tired of everyone drinking my beer, and never buying any."
4. "Let me put that beer somewhere warm, dark, and safe. Like my beer safe."
2. "As long as you're up, pull me a cold one from the beer safe"
3. "Hey, can I have a beer? WTF! Why is the fridge locked?" "That's the beer safe. I'm tired of everyone drinking my beer, and never buying any."
4. "Let me put that beer somewhere warm, dark, and safe. Like my beer safe."
by jbszee September 12, 2015
Get the Beer Safemug. Apparently everyone knew he was on the nod.
They should have called him Philip See-More Arm Beers am I right?!?!
Don't speak ill of the dead
They should have called him Philip See-More Arm Beers am I right?!?!
Don't speak ill of the dead
by badforya March 3, 2021
Get the Arm beersmug. The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).
This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013
Get the The Beer Standardmug. A place out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere where the boys gather up on Friday night to drink beer raise hell and have a damn good time.
by One bad mother fucker April 15, 2019
Get the Beer hutmug.