A guy is doing a girl in the ass and during the process she farts on his dick; giving him a Dirty Joe.
by Tony Tollefson February 01, 2008
by 123rrr1234r November 17, 2022
A neger joe is a word for the cotton pickers living on the out side of stockholm they live in something they call "orten"
by bommulsplockaren123 March 23, 2021
The urge to fuck your cousin while In a barn, or to fuck a teddy and call it the one you are trying to have sex with, or to make a girl touch your Pringles can
by Master_Bait March 27, 2020
by It's s January 31, 2021
A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
by KaironeyBaloney June 06, 2019
deffinition 1:
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
d1
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
by jump the fence April 13, 2019