Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.

I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.

by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021

space couch productions

a media group which is involved in game development and video entertainment

Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them

by Space Couch Productions February 03, 2022

Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas

Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes

by Touchdown Jesus October 06, 2020

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 April 05, 2016