Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."
John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
by MoreMagic March 07, 2008
A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.
Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?
by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 04, 2010
the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder
Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack
Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
by eggz09 April 20, 2011
When a doctor needs to visit a patient, but he is being blocked from doing so by another doctor, who is consulting with the patient for a long period of time, especially with that patient's file under his arm.
by mpott September 08, 2011
similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.
by sftbllr101877 February 04, 2010
A woman who interferes with another woman's attempts to score with a guy. Similar to some definitions of cock block, except that a woman is competing for the attention of another woman's man.
Girlfriend: My roommate Griselda is such a snatch block!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!
by The Rhino's Nemesis June 04, 2010
a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto
cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto
other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole
M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!
other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole
M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!
by chuck norris is my idle February 17, 2006