n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
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She wore penny pants in an attempt to look cool, however she just ended up looking like a skanky whore.
by Jae, Jordan, Jayme October 21, 2009
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My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.
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"Hey did you have fun at Saugeen this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I puked all over Jess and Ashley's room"
"Bahaha Pukey Pants!"
"Yeah, but I puked all over Jess and Ashley's room"
"Bahaha Pukey Pants!"
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