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rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails
They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night
by Twobodiez June 19, 2017
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russian show

The act of facing forward, legs spread apart on top of a sorting table. Russian nesting dolls are optional, but encouraged, and are often employed in a manner similar to the ping pong ball trick.
I like the Russian Show your panda is giving me.”
by I’m a Sad Panda December 7, 2020
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russian sandwich

Synonym for borf
Also rhymes with 'sneef'
Expulsion of semen through lip flappage
After we were done with the intercourse, she made a russian sandwich all over my bed.
by shootandt March 27, 2016
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russian backloader

The Russian backloader is a sex act in which the giving end spreads the anus of the receiving end (Normally female) with his/her fingers. The dom then proceeds to insert pastries and/or different dry foods into the anus of the dominated partner. The couple then engages in vaginal pleasure until the dominated partner is approaching ejaculation, at which point they ejaculate into the mouth of the dominator while simultaneously excreting the inserted pastries or other foods. Usually a very mess oriented occasion.
Hey bro, my girl and I tried the Russian backloader last night
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”
by FineWineForTwo September 17, 2020
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russian rug

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ
Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"
by Memstar April 15, 2017
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Russian Oatmeal

This one gets tricky..

You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.

You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
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Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.
Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!
by R. Yan February 15, 2023
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