Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010

mobeast

A mobeast is a gourmet pig. A 'foodie' or culinary expert who appreciates the best quality food and wine and indulges themselves in way too much of it. They are experts who are good at what they do, want the best of the best and make a beast of themselves having mo (more) of it than they should. Think fat chefs like Nigella Lawson.

Let's go down to the deli and buy a heap of nice food and a bottle of Borolo to have a mobeast lunch.

I've eaten so many truffles I'm turning into a mobeast.

You're eating out at restaurants every night? What are you now, a mobeast?

by sarahtonin555 January 13, 2011

Mole

often referred to Larry or the mole on Andrews right cheek. The mole can control his temper and make him suicidal. Mole is a word you must say iin awkward s

HOLY MOLEY son of a larry

by abel peralta November 29, 2011

Mobli'ite

A advanced social media user with a keen sense of global direction and world involvement.

See: www.mobli.com

Or go to the App Store and search: Mobli

Hello Mobli'ites, let me show you something amazing...

by rfniven July 21, 2011

Mobyle

An incorrect pronunciation of the word "mobile".
Only absolute retards pronounce the word in this matter

Person 1: let me check my mobyle phone
Person 2: did you mean mobile?
Person 1: no, im just dumb af

by $walot June 27, 2019

Mole sack

Someone who’s face is full of moles.

Carson is a mole sack.

by Joemama46209 November 29, 2019

mablethorpe

a small town full of tramps and roadmen, added by a special school on the side

mablethorpe full of twats

by bigdosser69 October 24, 2020