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Master Chief

Master Chief wants YOU to enlist in the UNSC!
by Ecksbawks September 19, 2009
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Maste

We were at a sesh night, the girls there were maste tidy.
by CammyWilson December 27, 2016
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Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.
I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
by D'emon November 5, 2002
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Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"
by Pharmexist April 19, 2016
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Mister Rogers

A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!
by ddat2011 September 4, 2011
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Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it
Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation
by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019
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Weave Master

Britnee: "Pshhh, I'm the Weave Master."
Krystal: "Nigga you a lie,

I AM THE WEAVE MASTER." F yo couch Nigga.

Miranda: "Imma buy you dat car."
by Krystal:D June 4, 2010
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