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Daniel Matthews

A 17 year old in the movie Saw 2, he’s literally so fucking pretty and I’m sad we never got to see him after Saw 2. He deserved better but at least he survived the trap. He’s also definitely emo or punk or some form of alternative. Still fine asf
Person 1: Okay at the same time name the best Saw Character.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 3: 3, 2, 1
Person 1 & 2: Daniel Matthews
Person 3: Amanda Young
Person 1 & 2: Valid
by w1tchy.c0spl4yz May 30, 2023
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Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts November 30, 2021
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Matthew Spurs

Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying

Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
by Atletifan173 June 24, 2021
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Lee Matthew

The greatest thing to EVER happen to me... he is hot, sweet, kind, loving, and my best friend! I LOVE YOU BABY!
by TOOTZ March 13, 2005
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matthew james

A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.

Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016
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Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 26, 2010
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Matthew and Luca

2 gay twins that often do it at night, they can be spotted mostly at gay strip clubs, they both suck ass at Fortnite and are annoying when they build, they say people’s name wrong and Matthew is obsessed with moms while Luca is obsessed with men.
No way is that Matthew and Luca
by Crazy Keeper October 24, 2018
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