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The stupidest, most pointless thing ever invented. EVER. There is no point in doing it becuase if your really cared what the square root of 3.678956734526 to the power of 5786.79045678 is, just look at the back of the book. THE ANSWERS ARE ALL THERE.
Duuuuuuuude, I just so totally bombed meh math test
It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all
by IHATEPEOPLEUSINGMYPSEUDONYM November 23, 2010
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discrete math

The retarded step child of algebra. Completely useless math in life.
You ride the short bus and you take discrete math, you must be retarded.
by MGS December 10, 2005
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The Sanitization of Singapore Math

When fertile or fitting real-life or contextual questions and math tidbits or humor in a math textbook, submitted to Singapore’s Ministry of Education (MOE) for approval, are often rejected for politically incorrect reasons, or because the items could potentially be perceived to be linked to politics, race, religion, or sex.
Items like “Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not divide by zero!” and phrases like “beautiful curves,” “immoral algebra,” and “juicy little theorem” are banned without being given valid reasons—aren’t these rejections part of the sanitization of Singapore math to only publish sterilized or sterile contents to satisfy the mathematical wants of a humorously or prudishly challenged audience or readership?
by MathPlus September 5, 2021
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math

Easy math is about numbers 3+3=6. Advanced math is about letters a+b=c.
by Jonathan FeBland May 9, 2007
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Mathangi

That Mathangi is quite hairy.
by 2Nastys1 October 13, 2010
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Math haze

That fuzzy feeling in your brain after an intense math session, after which your attempts to formulate coherent human thoughts or words is almost impossible.
"i just got out of algebra and can barely think straight."

"tell me about it big guy...you must have math haze.
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by theblackwoman October 5, 2011
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Cool math games

Cool math games is a flash game website whose clever URL makes the site immune to virtually every school's URL filter, and thus unblocked. Contrary to what most kids might believe, Cool math games is not a recent thing, it has been around since 1997. For the past 22 years, this site has provided both Millennials and Gen Z an escape from the boredom reality of school.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as technically all games require you to think.
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on cool math games
by Obv troll is obvious March 8, 2021
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