A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
by abr3948 January 1, 2019
Get the Masturbation Madness March mug.World masturbate day is held on 21 April. People can ask nudes from somebody else for masturbate and research purpose.
by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020
Get the World masturbate day mug.Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.
by George Costiello December 14, 2008
Get the The Masturbation Deprivation Pact mug.Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.
by frizz February 27, 2004
Get the masturbation-fueled car mug.One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.
by eda-skip November 23, 2021
Get the quarantine masturbation routine mug.The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
by douchewad September 2, 2006
Get the angry masturbation on a hangover mug.verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.
Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
by didnotstealhisbike July 25, 2011
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