male blinders

The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.

Pleading total ignorance to a situation.

He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.

by Kelly J April 7, 2005

male attracting pheromones

a drug that give off a scent that attracts males naturally. used like a perfume. will make the most ugliest person attract men if used daily.

brittany: omg! ewwwwww why are all those guys over kayla? shes soooooooo ugly!
nick: i heard shes using male attracting pheromones. i need to get me some.

by ichipoko January 13, 2008

male-man

(meil'-mæn) n., pl. -men, 1. a man so manly that he must be referred to in multiple word form. 2. a supreme being.

If you can defeat Chuck Norris, you will become a male-man.

by The Real Boyardee October 11, 2009

Alf-alpha male

1. Leader of a pack of geeks, misfits, or rejects

2. Meek,nerdy,or geeky male showing false bravado or empty machismo.

1.Mikey is obviously the alf-alpha male of the goonies.

2. I love playing video games with mike, until he starts winning and goes all alf-alpha male on me.

by Geffelz January 23, 2011

alpha-male

1) the dominant member of a pack of wolves.
2) any person with a dominating personality, causing the assertion of or struggle for leadership in almost any situation.

While Dubya was busily pretending to be an alpha-male whilst getting coked up and going AWOL from his Air National Guard unit during Vietnam, John Kerry was matter-of-factly leading his swiftboat successfully through enemy fire in true alpha-male form.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Male PMS

When a guy is in a bad mood for no reason about once a month. The cause is unknown but the simptoms are yelling, making threats, ignoring people and throughing things.

Trevor has male PMS today and he dosn't know it.

by J-law March 10, 2005

Malvern

I'm sick of all these definitions about Malvern. I grew up in Malvern, I have family there still. I got into University of Toronto (downtown) though, full scholarship. I'm tamil. I lived in Malvern for a good 17 years, I don't remember any deaths, shootings, friends killing friends on principle or for any other reason! My parents, and many of the other residents of Malvern, no matter what race, were/are first year immigrants and worked their asses off in order to escape persecution in their home country to get to Canada. In my graduating year of high school, almost all of the students went to University or College. A lot to UofT Scarborough, since this university is IN Malvern.

Quit talking nonsence about Malvern. You've never lived here, taken a step in here, SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE?!

by Informed. August 31, 2006