Cheese Machine 

guys with swag who like to party up at dan scamp

Cheese Machine's gettin weird

Cheese Machine by Cheddar1221 June 19, 2011

War Machine 

The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.

I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.

War Machine by Ben - aka McLovin January 18, 2008

VAGINE MACHINE 

A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!

JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?

VAGINE MACHINE by LOVE YOUR KISS February 2, 2010

sandwich machine 

a women, guy that is a bitch, or a gay man. Only constructed for putting together kick ass sandwiches......and sex

hey women make me a sandwich.

sandwich machine by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004

Keeping it clean like a washing machine 

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

Keeping it clean like a washing machine by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Slot Machine 

Coined by 3 kids from University of Michigan, it is an object, or accessory, that can be used to smoke marijuana from. It is able to be filled up with smoke and "slotted" right into ones lungs (ie; a bowl, bong, pipe, or a handcrafted version of these smoking utensils)

On the way to the cafeteria...
-"yo man do you have a slot machine on you?"
-"Naw, but we can make one out of this empty soda can"
-"werd son"

Slot Machine by The Great RJC January 29, 2009

bubble gum machine 

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

bubble gum machine by Pork King April 30, 2003