lighter knot

Big-ass piece of lighter pine, only found in the great state of Florida, that is drug into camp, usually with a chain and four-whell drive just before sundown. This superd fire wood has the distinct smell of turpentine; good for keeping skeeters away. Burn all night, I'm here to tell ya. That's the only reason I'm here.

Hey Gomer, drag that other piece of lighter knot over t'fire. These skeeters are fit t'carry me away.

by Tomm M January 13, 2009

Neon Light Disease

Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.

1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.

by Kyata February 14, 2009

red light green light sex

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.

red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..

by Erik/Raoul March 16, 2010

light

an object that produces a flame for igniting something.

Pass me the light and a cigarette.

by FJS April 26, 2006

Leighty

One of the strangest (but most fabulous) last names you'll ever find, theoretically pronounced like 80 (eighty) with an 'L' slapped on the front, but truly pronounced "lee-tee" so get it right

Apparently, Leighty is the best last name ever!

by mandi67 October 20, 2008

Green Light

Green Light(verb)

Pronounciation - \ˈgrēn-ˌlīt\

To give a positive signal to do, or say something.

Horny Guy- Hey, l want to have sex with you...

Hot Girl- Um...

Horny Guy- Just give me the Green Light, and l'll get started... *takes off shirt*

Hot Girl- Well, to tell you some facts, *Takes off mask* l'm not a girl... l'm a guy.

Horny Guy- Well, to give you some straight-up facts, l'm not a "Horny Guy"... *Takes off Strap-on Dildo* l'm a Walrusman.

by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009

Girls Light

Aka, Coors light. some of the shittiest beer ever. It's so light, only girls drink it.

Sally and Jill went to the bar and ordered some girls light, cause they wanted to drink and not get too tipsy. They saw that Joe was drinking girls light too and thought, wow what a pansy!

by Beer Guy December 9, 2008