Zain Life

When you snake your way out of certain responsibilities, by invoking the power of the almighty Lord Zin

"Get in goals bitch, you're missed every shot on target"

"Listen bro, I've still got my Zain Life"

by Thoroughly Suicidal December 14, 2019

Life Subscription

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.

Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.

by ­­ June 28, 2021

life fuel

anything wholesome and sweet that makes you want to continue living life and hope for better days

Some of these greentext stories are just life fuel for me.

by AntiTypoPumpkin December 24, 2020

life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

by Stubert October 20, 2007

real-life

A world with no admin controls.

Real-life? Where can I download that?

by LILIZ September 30, 2005

Gacha life

An game for horny 9 year olds. Originally the fandom was sweet an innocent but now these bitches making a kids game nsfw

Okay

Hey do you like gacha life?
No

by CEOofundertale January 28, 2020

Real Life

I don't know. Tell me where to download it, and I'll check it out.

Good grief! I can't believe no one already said this.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004