A cool guy with a massive penis.
by NotTyson September 11, 2020
Get the tyson lewismug. An asshole who has a shitty ass girlfriend that looks like a horse and smells like a Port-a-Potty and a dirty stripper combined.
by Ratchetasshoesofctown December 29, 2013
Get the lewis juniormug. A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.
by HondaSensai November 2, 2020
Get the elijah lewismug. jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019
Get the Jayneese Lewismug. Just one of the most perplexing humans that you could ever meet. An exclusive anomaly. A face of stone and deep, dark, eyes that can terrify you, but the kindest heart and soul. Still not afraid to tell anything exactly how it is. Her beauty is haunting.
A lover of nature and animals. A very strong sense of justice for all. Surrounded by her friends and family of outcasts.
Smart as can be. A walking encyclopedia. You will get lost in conversation, every time, but you will also learn so much.
She was the love of my life and a love that will never truly be replaced.
She has no idea exactly how beautiful she is, inside and out, and you can never convince her of such things.
A lover of nature and animals. A very strong sense of justice for all. Surrounded by her friends and family of outcasts.
Smart as can be. A walking encyclopedia. You will get lost in conversation, every time, but you will also learn so much.
She was the love of my life and a love that will never truly be replaced.
She has no idea exactly how beautiful she is, inside and out, and you can never convince her of such things.
by ILostMySoulLongAgo July 28, 2024
Get the Hanna Leigh Lewismug. Every Lewis you encounter will be dreamy. His sparkling eyes will make you dazed. Your friends will be thinking you’re the luckiest girl on the planet to get a slice of action with a Lewis. His sense of humour is goated. If you’re thinking of swerving a Lewis you better he quick - Lewis can quickscope any of his Ex’s with ease. Lewis is one of a kind person be lucky to have met one
Friend: so who is your boyfriend?
Me: it’s Lewis
Friend OMG girl you’re so lucky treat this moment the best you can
Me: it’s Lewis
Friend OMG girl you’re so lucky treat this moment the best you can
by DJ Osama Spin Laden March 13, 2021
Get the Lewismug. Any child called Lewis Wain you should definitely be friends with him because you can pick on him by calling him gay or queer plus he is usually ginger
by Lucas_Simpson November 1, 2019
Get the Lewis Wainmug.