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Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.
Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.
by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011
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Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.
A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.
by Mainbase August 24, 2005
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vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
by chichiono January 18, 2009
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LE Shart

Le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of OXYGEN..Laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ''poops'' out..usually followed by little songs..
Robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that WASTE OF OXYGEN

When the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye's

The world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh

Hey world! We got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah

Yes we do
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,Oh

The world is just a great big onion

& I don't care, it's the face people like to wear

Yes it is now

& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Tell about it, baby!
So come on, let's knock on every door
Tell them love is the answer
Whether they're rich or poor, oh yeah
For we don't care what you do
How you look, or your status claim, baby
No no, because brothers & sisters
From now on, is gonna be everyone's name, oh oh

& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Yes it is
Is to plant love seeds

Now everybody, got to plant love seeds

Until it dies

The world is just a great big onion
by ONIONLOOKSATU March 17, 2010
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Nic-le-Dic

One who shit-stirs, fabricates and generally lies about relations with the opposite sex

May also be associated with Chronic Sleaze Sydrome (CSS)

Has aspirations of becoming a Country-Town based dickdipper, or gigolo

May be an expert in romantic manipulations - victims may experience false sensations of being special and important

May be under the illusion that he is older than his years, when in fact has mental capacity of a 5-year old (dog poo)
Check out Nic-le-Dic, spreading his seed

I so encountered a le-Dic on MSN

le-Dic is dramatising his status again
by fullygrownbeard September 2, 2009
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adoucissant pour les hommes

French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.
After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"
by Weelis November 15, 2009
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Le Fer Der

1 —used to express actual or feigned ignorance or stupidity
2 —used derisively to indicate that something just stated is all too obvious or self-evident
"Twilight is bad?"
"LE FER DER! How did you not know that?"

"Wait, so you're telling me all women have vaginas?"
"Omigod, LE FER DER!"
by Charelz Dee December 1, 2009
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