Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

Low-key hangout

Can entail just getting food or drinking in a chill setting and playing games with only one other person, or a group of people.

Jared: "Hey are you down for a low-key hangout?"
Jessica: "Yeah, yo. Who's going to be there?"

by moobitch2 March 24, 2022

Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.

Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."

by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020

dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.

Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019

Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

low-key hard

When something is very bad-ass, but in a low-key manner.

Bro, that wallet is low-key hard....

by Lowkeyfrancis November 22, 2020

tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 7, 2017