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scene kids

"unfortunate, tortured youth," often complain about their teen angst with not much consideration for anyone with any real-world issues or other people in general. "Scene kid" often coincides with wearing obscure band t-shirts (even if they've never heard them), dying and cutting one's hair more than once ever 2 weeks or so, playing in some obscure band that usually sucks (with an extremely random name), and wearing "outlandish" clothing to get attention. Often threaten to do stupid things for small amounts of money but really have no balls at all and are all talk. Usually fortunate suburban kids who feel they have something to express by going to "shows" and jumping on each other and making people feel less scene than they (calling others, ironically enough,"poseurs"), scene kids tend to hang out at the mall (probably near but not too near a hot topic), they're the kids wearing the Taking Back Sunday t-shirt to the TBS show, and they most definitely claim to have heard them first and might even know them personally, because it matters oh so much (!?). most scene kids probably don't really know who they are because they've spent so much time following the crowd of myspace users and spend more time trying to figure out if Warped Tour is still cool and taking pictures of themselves from angles than they have on job applications or learning anything relevant to "real life."
you? maybe not. look around. black cut up gloves? hair in face? tons of eye liner and lip gloss (guy or girl). Yeah, that's a scene kid. Laughing at you? YES it probably is. "I'm seriously going to punch those scene kids in the face."
scene kids by spam. July 23, 2008
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Trashee Kids 

Scenekids are dieing outthe new trend is trashee kids.
the same as scene kids but more fun and brighter.
they have there own oppinion and dress how they like
the dont just have one style they have meny different styles.also every trashy kid is different because they mostly make there own jewlrey out of toys and childish things.they make it them selfs , no one has it , there very indervidual.they like to stand out and are very and happy.usally see them in public places trying to make everyone smile =] . there are mostly trashee girls but only a coupol trashee guys
trashee girl:
bright make up.
lots of neon jewlrey.
none matching clothes, they clash there colors.
choppy hair , neon colored with extentions.
converse shoes or type shoes.
and bright tops/vest tops.
trashee boy:
skinny leg jeans.
band t-shirt or neon tops with wordings like peace or hugs not drugs ect.
choppy hair with fringe ove one eye.
2 or more colors of neon in their hair.
lots of girly braclets and neon braclets and necklaces.
converse shoes or vans/DC.
flat cap hat thats usally bright or has writting all oveer that they have done them selfs.
bright scalf.
usally see trashee kids around public places being childish , having water fights, sword fights and they usally draess up and pretend to be cats and fairys and stuff.
Trashee Kids by Trashee Kid August 14, 2007

Dinosaur-Kids

Vicious reptilian beasts Roams school hallways, feasting upon the innards of unsuspecting innocents. Due to the laws of shirt-butt physics, a dinosaur-kid's shirt never touches his butt. Although as a child he assumes a bent over position, the adults become much more crouchy and bent. Dinosaur-Kids all have little wee-bits of hair sticking out of the top of the headular area.
Due to popular demand, there has been a decline in the dinosaur kid population.
Dinosaur kids make a "Reigh" sound, while quickly flopping their hands around and moving their head and chest in a circular motion.
Charles was a good guy, it's too bad he was caught by those vicious dinosaur-kids

Center kids 

Usually referring to kids who hang out at shopping centers, and have suicidle thoughts or acting in such manner. Recognizable by their dark hair with colorful edges, or a glowing in the dark hair, dark eyelaners, and bracelets on their arms. These "people" like to cut themself and do other activities simular to that.
Person 1:Did you see that wierd kid in the back?
Person 2: yeah I think he is drinking dishwasher soup
Person 1: man, what a center kids
Center kids by Ididksksl June 15, 2020

drop the kids off at the pool 

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.
Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit

scene kids

Non-conforming conformists. Doesn't make much sense, but then neither does the entire 'movement.' Developed from the 'emofags' except, not as whiny; but still pussies when compared to goths, which is pretty bad. Identified by their tight fitting clothing, eye-covering bangs and often colored hair.

When questioned on their status they'll insist they are merely music enthusiasts; quick to brush off so called 'sell out bands' which they secretly listen to while biting their pillows.

The only saving grace to this of many myspace spawned groups is that 'scene-chicks' will often take extremely revealing mirror-pictures of themselves, but even then.
Typical scene kids conversation

-This band is so cool, I hope they never see any success so we don't have to label them sellouts.

-I agree, pass me my clove cigarettes.
scene kids by Fallout August 7, 2007

genre kids

Silly kids who like to put every band they have ever heard in a annoying genre.
Dude, sometimes I wonder if grindcore can compare with gorecore. Mabey we should ask the genre kids if post emocore is best.
genre kids by ch06 November 2, 2005