jordan gamage

a dumb short coon

that's a jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!

by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006

Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.

Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!

by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009

Rachael and Jordan

they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.

Girl- I wish I had a relationship like rachael and jordan

by Hhuhgvggb April 21, 2013

jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.

He is such a Jordan lynch

by Peace to the world February 28, 2014

Julian Jordan

Julian Jordan or his real name Julian Dobbenberg is a DJ/Producer Music from Netherlands. Born in Apeldoorn, Netherlands on August 20, 1995. If you want to send a letter or a gift you can do it! He's been collaboration with Martin Garrix in BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Yeah, that's right! Also went to school with Martin Garrix in Herman Brood Academy. He can be called King Julian Jordan!

Me : You know? King Julian Jordan will be show in Ultra Miami!
You : OMG! Really? I wanna to see him and take a picture with him pleaseee!
Me : Ok, Let's go!
You : King Julian Jordan, wait for me there!

by Rizkia Nurwulan Sari July 20, 2016

Fuck Jordan

A funny xd meme

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep

by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 8, 2018