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Johnson City

Home of the Buccaneers! It’s the biggest city in Tri-Cities of East Tennessee! This city attracts a lot of young people, and is mentioned a lot in country songs. It’s the best city in Tennessee. East Tennessee State University is located here.
Q: Where do you live?

A: Johnson City, TN
Q: cool!!
by Eastermister January 30, 2018
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Boris Johnson

that one kid who brags about getting minge but doesnt get any

the prime minister of the uk

big boz
"stop being such a boris johnson!!"
by theresamaysbignose November 4, 2019
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Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"
by JBank September 20, 2010
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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013
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johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around
Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat
by John David Barwin July 15, 2017
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johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.
Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.
by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020
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Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
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