Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015

Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.

My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom

by Duckwhore November 2, 2020

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

Hot Jew

Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew

by The Dissapointer November 24, 2019

jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew

No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.

by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017