Jared

Just straight trash.

Hey bro are you gonna take the Jared out tonight?

by Prickley pear August 7, 2019

Jayda

A big ol’ fatass!

Jayda is such a big bitch!

by LittlePhePhe December 13, 2019

jahed

a nitty cretin, sometimes found next to bins

rah do you see that don sniffin out the bin?! , what a crackhead , what a jahed!

by Kool Kid01 February 26, 2020

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

Dirty jaedon

When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".

Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squid jigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"

by Dirty McLovin June 24, 2021

Japedophile

Non-Japanese person who behaves more like a Japanese than their Japanese counterparts. For example, a Japedophile may: 1) have a large anime collection, 2) majored in Japanese Studies/language, 3) always had a Japanese boyfriend/girlfriend, 4) dreams of teaching English in Japan, 5) studies Japanese martial arts, 6) owns only Japanese AV/porn, and 7) like Japanese food over all else. They also may practice Japanese religions, perfer to speak Japanese, and play with tokimeki dolls.

Tim is such a Japedophile. Even girlfriend Aiko is getting sick of always talking about Japan to him.

by Bishamon August 27, 2006

janedough

In anonymous circles, it's the female equivalent of johndough.

Some janedough just ran over my bisquit. Did anyone catch the license plate number on that rolling pin?

by janedough March 5, 2008