Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.

Nobody wants to be a Jared.

by BlackPoker June 8, 2018

Jared Reeves

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked

I am Jared Reeves

by Fuckjaredreeves June 11, 2018

jared

The dopest man Alive

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend

by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018

Jaedon710

The BEST Admin on legends secret, and is a term used to describe a funny, casual player that like narwhals. This type of person also enjoys to be in the middle of drama, and watch it turn into a world war.

Jaedon710 is awesome.
Jaedon710 is better than MogMachineYT1

by Jaedon710 June 28, 2018

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

JAWAD BHAJA

It is verry ymmy food you know? i love eating jawad bhaja

Example: HEY MUM WHATS FOR DINNER! Jawad bhaja dear
Example: HEY DAD WANNA SUCK SOME DICK? No i want some jawad bhaja son

Example: HEY MUM WHATS FOR DINNER! Jawad bhaja dear
Example: HEY DAD WANNA SUCK SOME DICK? No i want some jawad bhaja son

by ohumhello March 14, 2018

Jared

Huge cock.

Jared has a huge cock.

by Staxlamp May 12, 2018