Having a wedgie.
by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015
Get the I have a goat in my garden.mug. This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
Get the spring garden dog with mangemug. When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
by Cracklized September 30, 2020
Get the garden angelmug. Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
Get the Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?mug. Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)
Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016
Get the Tasty Gardenmug. Going out with Tony on Saturday.
That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?
Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.
That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?
Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.
by Shuaman September 9, 2018
Get the girl gardenmug. Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
by Oscar female August 2, 2021
Get the Jimmy gardenmug.