dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.
Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet
by roandri December 12, 2013
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Dutch Thumber

When you and your friend stick your thumbs up your own asses and then you grab a hold of each others fists and work them up and down. (Similar to a dutch rudder but with thumbs and asses instead of dicks)
Me: "Jem and I gave each other a Dutch Thumber yesterday."

X-Ray: "Is that gay?"

Vav: "Of course its not gay."
by The Thumbing Dutchman February 05, 2013
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Dutch Inhale

The act of smelling your fart immediately . Much like a french inhale.
To mask the smell of passing gas in class, I attempted to Dutch inhale.
by HustleTC February 06, 2019
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dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.
alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
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Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.
Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.
by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021
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Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
by Thompson27 February 26, 2021
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Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.
I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave
by Hank.E.Panky May 07, 2018
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