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internet faggot

Someone who uses wikipedia for anything and everything.
Instead of using mental power, they use wp "insert here" in mozilla.
"Hey evan what are you eating with"
wp kitchen utensils
"Ohh.. its a fork"
"You internet faggot."
by Kenny Norton September 30, 2006
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internet nerd

Someone who's play Counter-Strike and/or use any form of internet lingo.
ie. 'pwn', '1337' etc.
An internet junkie is someone who spends the same amount of time on the internet as these people, but instead use good things: urbandictionary, erowid, pillreports and talk to friends.
A variation is the 'internet slut'.
by Diego August 30, 2003
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Internet cowboy

A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.

Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.

I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.

My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.
by John Welch May 4, 2006
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Internet Racist

An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.
John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"

Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist

John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
by Lord-of-the-Internet: Al Gore January 29, 2009
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Internet Muscles

When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!

Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009
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internet wang

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
by dandi May 30, 2006
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internet larval stage

Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.

1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.

2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.

3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.

4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).

5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006
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