I know you are, but what am I?

An amateur insult comeback. It is often regarded as one of the worst possible insult comebacks, being criticized for its lack of creativity, low versatility, and manipulation of English grammar in the word "you."

The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.

Mark: You should have let me copy your test answers in class today.
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude

by A Person Named September 7, 2013

I like you for who you are

I like you because you'll let me have bang you

Similar:
lie

As Jimmy pulled his pants down, he said to his chained grandma, "I like you for who you are"

by Grandma May 30, 2004

see you when I see you

To see definitely another person in the future but no specific date,time and place yet agreed upon..

To meet up another without designated rendezvous ..

The happening of meeting up is certain to happen yet the time and place still to be finalized by the parties .

HEATHER : I'm working every day but on Thursday I'll be out for the most part maybe Friday is okay..

HENRI :: I'm not certain on Friday but let's see how things play out ... See you when I see you ..

by Jemburat December 17, 2017

I love you

One of the most told lies ever.

Person 1: I love you

Person 2: I love you

* 2 months later *

Person 1: I never loved you. I was lying. I cheated on you

by I’m fine March 1, 2019

I know you are but what am I

Basically you can't come back from it unless you use an Uno reverse card. An op roast for kids 7-10

Gay1:your mum gay lol
Gay2:no u

Gay1:uno reverse card

Gay2:I know you are but what am I

Gay1:fuck

by Oh crackers April 26, 2019

can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

Can I paint you baby blue?

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

by LAFONDAAA January 15, 2009