human venus fly trap 

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

human venus fly trap by Kumpump June 22, 2016

Human

Homo sapiens. The only species so far to have slaughtered thousands of the same kind (ex. Hiroshima). Probably a major disappointment to God Himself, since they are His creation. Strangely enough, they seem to consider themselves in a category above animal, even though that's what they are.

Humans are mammals, so yes, they're considered animals as well.

Human by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"

Human Polenta-pede Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Human Cannoli 

When you skin someone's scrotum, roll it up and bust a nut into it, giving the appearance of a cannoli.

What did you say about me? You say that again and I will give you a human cannoli.

Human Cannoli by Egg Nutt August 15, 2019

fuck human 

An absolutely deplorable human being. Completely useless simpleton who will never be successful or loved by anyone.

Ryan is such a fuck human.

fuck human by s_m_s October 31, 2019

Normal Human Behaviour 

The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.

Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.

Normal Human Behaviour by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2021

Pawn of Humanity

A scumbag, the literal slave of life, the bitch of the universe... used by the government and manipulated into being a little whore of humanity. You have to embrace being a POH, because we all are...

You're a Pawn of Humanity

Pawn of Humanity by bolostud August 29, 2020